WTF Website

[Melbosa]

http://hitman.us/



This is too funny.

We are a privately-owned independent enterprise that specializes in reliable contract killings. We offer a variety of assassination services, customized to suit particular needs of our clients.



Murder - Hit Man AssassinationOur firm consists of a small team of highly-skilled, and experienced, specialists. We are the industry leader in innovative killing approaches and have built a lasting reputation over decades of outstanding services for clients on five continents.



Instead of fiddling around with amateur killing techniques and messing up crime scenes just pick up the phone and give us a call. After reviewing your case, our team will develop a customized package that is best-suited for your particular situation. You provide us with the name of your mark, along with a photo and personal details, and take a vacation; we'll make sure one of our specialists sends flowers to the grieving widow while you enjoy your margaritas on the beach.



Our basic contracts start at $50,000 per head (plus expenses). A basic contract includes a simple killing that is traditionally accomplished by administering two rounds of ammunition, at close range, into the back of the head, through a silenced .32 caliber pistol. Typically the mark doesn't even feel a thing. We use Glaser Safety Slugs that ensure a guaranteed kill, by exploding and fragmenting inside the brain. Thanks to the small caliber pistol the entry wound is extremely small; sometimes the external damage is so minimal that the entry wound can completely be covered by the hair and is often not immediately apparent to a medical examiner that doesn't know right away what cause of death to look for. Typically, there is no exit wound. Furthermore, we use untraceable, first-time-use weapons.



We offer discounts for packages of three hits or more, as long as the marks are all grouped together in one geographic location, and as long as our services have to be rendered all within the same timeframe.

[Lazybones]

Ouch.

[Ustauk]

Although I believe there are professional assasination agencies out there that would follow this modus operandi, none of them would be so stupid to advertise openly.  An interesting read, nonetheless.

[Thorin]

That's got to be a joke site.

[Melbosa]

Click on the Disclaimer and you will get your answers

[Lazybones]

Click on the Disclaimer and you will get your answers

I like how small they made that link.

[Thorin]

Haha, I missed the Disclaimer link.



When I went looking for it, the BabyCage.Net banner ad came up.  Clearly another joke site, but I can't find the same type of disclaimer anywhere...

[Darren Dirt]

Haha, I missed the Disclaimer link.



When I went looking for it, the BabyCage.Net banner ad came up.  Clearly another joke site, but I can't find the same type of disclaimer anywhere...

They make some valid points in some of the verbiage, but pages like the following prove it's just a silly joke site:

http://babycage.net/access.php

http://babycage.net/new.php



Seriously, $5.00 per SHEET of newspaper? And it absorbs the odours? Totally a joke.