More Call Center Humor

[CowGirl]

http://www.funlok.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=2397

[Lazybones]

Although I find them still funny. These are starting to rank around the "why did the chicken crossed the road?" jokes.

[Fedora Gal]

Just gonna add in one of my favorite conversations with a customer:

Customer: My internet isn't working, no matter what I do
me: Ok, do you have a router?
Cust: yes
me: can you look at the modem and router and tell me what lights are on
cust: there are no lights
me: no lights on either of them?
cust: no, no lights
me: alright can you find the power cables and plug those in
cust: how the hell am I supposed to know this @%&# needs power?

[Darren Dirt]

classic idiocy:

Customer: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."

Tech Support:: "Well?"

Customer: "How do I know when it's ready?"