Top 10 pickup lines

Started by Darren Dirt, October 20, 2006, 10:24:50 AM

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Darren Dirt

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Top 10 International Pickup Lines

Publisher, Chambers Harrap just released a phrasebook with the best-of-the-best pickup lines translated into SIX other languages!...Czech, French, German, Italian, Portuguese and Spanish.

Now you'll be sure to have the opposite sex flocking around you on your next European vacation...You animal!



Here's the Top 10 in English:
1. Was your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
2. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
3. You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day.
4. Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Could I borrow yours?
5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or shall I walk by again?
6. Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Well let me introduce myself.
7. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
8. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
9. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
10. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.


Thank me later,
Kory



Some good ones (and bad ones!) in the comments too:
http://radiosonic.fm/kory/comments.php?y=06&m=07&entry=entry060718-105455


If you were a Phaser you would be set on stunning.

wow, you must be a parking ticket, because you've got fine written all over you

how much does a polar bear weigh? >>>>> enough to break the ice

If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Is that a mirror in your jeans? Cause I can see myself in your pants!

Do you work at McDonalds? (no, why?) 'Cause you're McGeorgous!!

The word of the day is Legs... Lets go back to my place and spread the word. [yikes!]

If you were a squirrel, I'd bust a nut in your hole. [groan]

Hey Baby, you want some fries with that shake?

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