Horny for Portal 2

Mr. Analog · April 06, 2011, 09:07:12 AM

Arrgh, I hate the internet...

I may I know too much of the plot already, like for example the guy who's doing the voiceovers for the recent batch of commercials (Cave Johnson) was the CEO of Aperture who, thanks to lead poisoning, went crazy and yet somehow his mind has been uploaded to the computer network. It may be that the main villain this time around isn't so much GladOS but a virtual Cave Johnson.

There may also be a mission outside the Enrichment Centre (aboard the Borealis, the Aperture Science research vessel seen in Half-Life Episode 2).

Cave Johnson is voiced by the guy who played J Jonah Jameson in the Spider-Man films.

Darren Dirt · April 06, 2011, 10:03:48 AM

JK Simmons? cool, he's got a great distinctive voice, was even obvious back in his Law & Order days that he'd have an enduring career as a Character Actor.

http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/J.K._Simmons

PS: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cave_Johnson != http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Cave_Johnson

PPS: anyone here go hardcore in this? http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Portal_ARG

Mr. Analog · April 06, 2011, 10:10:55 AM

I'm just saying but since the turrets trailer I've eaten potato every day

Mr. Analog · April 11, 2011, 02:08:54 PM

Portal 2 comic:
http://www.thinkwithportals.com/comic/

Melbosa · April 12, 2011, 01:28:55 PM

Latest Vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=K3F-48MHQ-Y

QuoteWe're between banks right now so cash is fine.

Mr. Analog · April 12, 2011, 01:36:29 PM

Hahaha! Man I love these...

Melbosa · April 12, 2011, 04:44:20 PM

http://ve3d.ign.com/articles/news/59837/Portal-2-Is-Now-Ready-For-Pre-load-On-Steam

QuoteThanks to Andrew Cybulska of Spark Productions for letting us know that Portal 2 can now be preloaded on Steam by anyone that has pre-ordered the title. This goes for both Mac and PC versions, so go on and get downloading already.

Mr. Analog · April 12, 2011, 04:53:00 PM

Quote from: Melbosa on April 12, 2011, 04:44:20 PM
http://ve3d.ign.com/articles/news/59837/Portal-2-Is-Now-Ready-For-Pre-load-On-Steam

QuoteThanks to Andrew Cybulska of Spark Productions for letting us know that Portal 2 can now be preloaded on Steam by anyone that has pre-ordered the title. This goes for both Mac and PC versions, so go on and get downloading already.

Sweet! The original pre-load date was supposed to be the 19th!

Thorin · April 13, 2011, 10:13:33 AM

Quote from: Mr. Analog on April 11, 2011, 02:08:54 PM
Portal 2 comic:
http://www.thinkwithportals.com/comic/

The second set of pages in this comic are out! Whee!

Lazybones · April 18, 2011, 11:10:50 AM

http://www.aperturescience.com/glados@home/

15hrs and counting.

O ya, remember there is going to be multi-player... Hope to see you on steam!

Mr. Analog · April 18, 2011, 12:11:18 PM

The potatoes are rapidly counting down as of now... not sure what GladOS is up to, she claims a pre-release lethality test is running...

Potato power!

Thorin · April 18, 2011, 12:11:38 PM

Read through the text output from GlaDOS... "Engaging starch-based power cells" LOL

It's almost like the guys in charge of the game are Irish - potatoes everywhere!

Mr. Analog · April 18, 2011, 12:12:30 PM

Or Russian (vodka!)

Lazybones · April 18, 2011, 12:57:26 PM

Quote from: Thorin on April 18, 2011, 12:11:38 PM
Read through the text output from GlaDOS... "Engaging starch-based power cells" LOL

It's almost like the guys in charge of the game are Irish - potatoes everywhere!

Portal Two = Potato

Lazybones · April 18, 2011, 06:52:20 PM

5 hours