DnD top ten lists

Started by Lazybones, May 28, 2006, 01:44:21 AM

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Lazybones

http://www.mind.org/dragon/humor/top-ten.html

I liked the "Top Ten Signs Your DM is Too Hard" list the best
Quote9. Trees can, and often do, explode in huge, 20d6 hit die fireballs. No explanation is ever offfered.
10. Regular rabbits are gone. They have been replaced by the killer-rabbit from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".

Mr. Analog

Hmm, some good ideas there ;)
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Darren Dirt

#2
Also on that site's "humour" section:

Famous Last Words!
http://www.mind.org/dragon/humor/flw.txt

"A wish?  Okay, genie, make me a ham sandwich." ::)
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Mr. Analog

Quote from: Darren Dirt on May 29, 2006, 02:43:13 AM
Also on that site's "humour" section:

Famous Last Words!
http://www.mind.org/dragon/humor/flw.txt

"A wish?  Okay, genie, make me a ham sandwich." ::)


Ohh the fun I could have with that...


Master wishes to get ahead, who am I to differ...
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Darren Dirt

Your talent for puns and/or photochopping is so underappreciated among the Internets ;D



Speaking of IDOG, did anyone else watch E.T. (or one of those other similar vaccuous entertainment shows) where they were talking to Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman, about how it's been 41 years, and the DVDs for the series are out, etc. etc.

EeeeeGAD those two are OLD! :o
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Mr. Analog

Quote from: Darren Dirt on May 29, 2006, 09:31:02 AM
Your talent for puns and/or photochopping is so underappreciated among the Internets ;D



Speaking of IDOG, did anyone else watch E.T. (or one of those other similar vaccuous entertainment shows) where they were talking to Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman, about how it's been 41 years, and the DVDs for the series are out, etc. etc.

EeeeeGAD those two are OLD! :o


Yes, I loved that show so I bought the DVDs (black n' white of course) it's funny to see Larry Hagman running around and being a goof and then thinking hey isn't that guy Matlock now?. Other good old shows Mr. A likes: Hogan's Heroes, Gilligan's Island and Get Smart. And they don't have any Get Smart on DVD yet :(
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Darren Dirt

They have it's evil twin though, "Friends" aka "Watch this show and Get Dumb" ;)
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Quote from: Darren Dirt on May 29, 2006, 04:51:16 PM
They have it's evil twin though, "Friends" aka "Watch this show and Get Dumb" ;)


Missed it by that much.
*holds thumb and forefinger an inch apart*
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Tom

Would you believe, *this* much?
*holds fingers two inches apart*
<Zapata Prime> I smell Stanley... And he smells good!!!

Mr. Analog

Quote from: Tom on May 29, 2006, 06:06:25 PM
Would you believe, *this* much?
*holds fingers two inches apart*

LOL, we must discuss this further, lower the cone of silence!
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