Thats humerous :)
No joke, I put the following in my signature. And maybe 1 in 20 transactions do they actually LOOK (to which I say "thank you" and give them a biscuit).
"ASK FOR I.D."
Mainly because my signature is a squiggle, never the same, and changes quickly over time... But my face ain't changing as fast ;)
Quote from: "Shayne"Thats humerous :)
Word.
Quote"Oh my God," she said, rolling her eyes disgustedly.
"Apparently you're not a lover of the arts," I said, which made no sense.
As I started shooting pictures of my opus anus, the cashier -- a middle-aged Hispanic man -- finally said something. "You taking pictures?" he asked.
"Yep," I said, as if I had been hired to do so. "Sorry it's taking so long. Just a sec."
"You like this system?" he asked nervously, pointing to the touchscreen.
"It's great," I said. "Very secure."
Also amusing (and horrifying) - now
that's a big burger!