Grumpy Cat?s Worst Christmas Ever

Started by Lazybones, November 02, 2014, 10:36:23 AM

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Lazybones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrSPuBYm-Cw

Looks really really bad... O the voice over..

Also it was shot in the summer and rushed out for Christmas so expect to see some continuity issues with the weather unless they claim it takes place somewhere warm in the story.

Tom

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Mr. Analog

Augh, prepare the "worst ever" list of films for a new entry...
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Darren Dirt

Shocked u guyz be shocked.

Look at where that IS:

https://www.youtube.com/user/Lifetime/videos

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lifetime_%28TV_network%29#In_popular_culture
An episode of Family Guy once parodied the network's most notable slogan ("Television for Women"), calling it "Lifetime: Television for Idiots"; "Movin' Out (Brian's Song)", a later episode of that series, showed one of the main characters watching a film which oversimplified the themes commonly featured in the channel's made-for-cable movies starring Valerie Bertinelli called Men are Terrible and Will Hurt You Because This is Lifetime.


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Mr. Analog

They should have produced it as "MEME MOVIE" (not unlike Scary Movie, etc)

and just killed all memes in one fel swoop
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Darren Dirt

Quote from: Mr. Analog on November 03, 2014, 10:10:18 AM
They should have produced it as "MEME MOVIE" (not unlike Scary Movie, etc)

and just killed all memes in one fel swoop


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mghhLqu31cQ

...close! But just a short music video. That is actually AWESOME btw.

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Mr. Analog

Quote from: Darren Dirt on November 03, 2014, 11:52:35 AM
Quote from: Mr. Analog on November 03, 2014, 10:10:18 AM
They should have produced it as "MEME MOVIE" (not unlike Scary Movie, etc)

and just killed all memes in one fel swoop


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mghhLqu31cQ

...close! But just a short music video. That is actually AWESOME btw.

Ahh from 3 years ago, great music, much vintage meme-ry
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Darren Dirt

In Feb.2014 they did a new one paying respect to 8bit gaming and the music therein:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bULrkalUpZ8
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Thorin

Sharknado and Malibu Shark Attack (with the supposedly-prehistoric goblin sharks) were terrible, horrible, and probably still better than this will be.
Prayin' for a 20!

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Mr. Analog

Quote from: Thorin on November 03, 2014, 02:08:47 PM
Sharknado and Malibu Shark Attack (with the supposedly-prehistoric goblin sharks) were terrible, horrible, and probably still better than this will be.

The sad thing is those other films were designed from the ground up to be b-movie homages. This is kind of like an actual, intentional b-movie, produced cheaply but with enough grab on something else that's popular to pull in an audience (which I fully expect will recoup the production cost easily)

Thinking about it now it's actually somewhat quaint that something as disposable as this can even exist. It's the "Invisible Boy" (1957) of our time (mish-mash of pop culture stuff + low budget + aimed at kids)

So weird.
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Darren Dirt

Quote from: Thorin on November 03, 2014, 02:08:47 PM
Sharknado and Malibu Shark Attack (with the supposedly-prehistoric goblin sharks) were terrible, horrible, and probably still better than this will be.

But if they aired on the LIFETIME tv network then somehow it would all be some selfish man's fault.


PS: talking 'bout B-movies (intentional or not) it's just a sign of the times, folks, sadly. I mean heck they made a FRED movie! Oh wait HOLY SIGNS OF THE END TIMES Batman, they did a little bit more than just a movie. Planet, not wanting to live on it no more...
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Mr. Analog

Please don't remind me

The man had a chart topping song (US Holiday, 2009)

People like what they like but jeesh, it's scary at times
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Mr. Analog

Quite the gap between critical score and user score!
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Tom

I saw a movie called Vehicle 19 last night.. I'd rate it along the same as a movie I tried watching a few months ago called "Driver". Ugh. Decent production values, but the directors must have been noobs. the pacing was all wrong. Got boring very quickly more than once. I suspect Grumpy Cat might be a better movie.
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