Credit Card Signature

Started by Bryan, May 06, 2005, 07:06:13 AM

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Bryan


-----> http://www.stickdeath.com/ <-----
click on "Martyr Machine" f'n hilarious!!!!

Shayne


Darren Dirt

 No joke, I put the following in my signature. And maybe 1 in 20 transactions do they actually LOOK (to which I say "thank you" and give them a biscuit).

"ASK FOR I.D."

Mainly because my signature is a squiggle, never the same, and changes quickly over time... But my face ain't changing as fast ;)
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Darren Dirt

 
Quote from: "Shayne"Thats humerous :)
Word.

Quote"Oh my God," she said, rolling her eyes disgustedly.

"Apparently you're not a lover of the arts," I said, which made no sense.

As I started shooting pictures of my opus anus, the cashier -- a middle-aged Hispanic man -- finally said something. "You taking pictures?" he asked.

"Yep," I said, as if I had been hired to do so. "Sorry it's taking so long. Just a sec."

"You like this system?" he asked nervously, pointing to the touchscreen.

"It's great," I said. "Very secure."

Also amusing (and horrifying) - now that's a big burger!
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