I really gotta start including some pushups in my morning routine...

[Darren Dirt]

cuz this German woman is making me feel ... weak.
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=86+year+old+gymnast


via Colbert Report. Stephen was just as shame-filled after seeing the clip.
(ironically, in a later segment that same show, Stephen interviews Bob Lutz, and at the conclusion they somehow end up on the floor in a push-ups contest! And Stephen LOSES! 80-something folks ftw...)