D&D: Characters are hobos?!

Started by Thorin, April 30, 2007, 09:22:08 AM

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Thorin

Quote from: http://boards1.wizards.com/showpost.php?p=12199092&postcount=9
Only hobos keep track of every single dollar they have individually as a single running total, because hobos are the only people who don't have regular daily expenses plus regular daily income. D&D only does gold the way it does because D&D adventurers are hobos (very rich hobos, sure, but hobos who sink all their money into stuff they carry around with them, like hobos, rather than actually making investments and settling down and having a life).

...surprisingly well-reasoned :o
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Mr. Analog

LOL, I love this article and the conclusion, as we were talking this morning it seems the biggest difference between regular D&D and Modern is that in D&D you are a hobo, keeping all your loot on you and in Modern you have a job, expenses, etc...
By Grabthar's Hammer

Ustauk

There's a voice,
that keeps on calling me.
Down the road, is where I'll always be.

Every stop I make, I'll make a new friend.
Can't stay for long, just turn around and I'm gone again.

Maybe tomorrow, I'll wanna settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

Down the road, that never seems to end,
where new adventure, lies just around the bend.

So if you wanna join me for a while,
just grab your hat, come travel light,
that's hobo style.

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down,
until tomorrow, the whole world is my home.

So if you wanna join me for a while,
just grab your hat, come travel light,
that's hobo style.

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want want to settle down,
until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down,
until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

There's a world, that's waiting to unfold,
a brand new tale, no one has ever told,
we've journey'd far but, you know it won't be long,
we're almost there and we've paid our fare, with the hobo song.

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down,
until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

So if you wanna join me for a while,
just grab your hat, come travel light,
that's hobo style.

Maybe tomorrow I'll find what I call home,
until tomorrow, you know I'm free to roam.


Mr. Analog

By Grabthar's Hammer

Darren Dirt

#4
Mr. Analog, based on your wording, does that mean "dog food" isn't something edible GIVEN TO dogs... it's something MADE OF them? ;)


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PS: I actually remember the episodes with Megan Follows ... gawd, how old was "London" by the end of this timeless series...

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