When Jason Statham is done Transporting, he becomes... THE PARKER!

[Darren Dirt]

trailer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgYaiLcByRo


looks pretty stylish. and fun. maybe even with a decent enough story (aka excuse for chase scenes and gun fights).

Too bad J-Lo is in it tho.


But apparently the character has a rich history -- he might not be very "deep" but he's unquestionably bad-ass. Mel Gibson played him in a completely different movie. #themoreyouknow

[Tom]

Who cares if its J-Lo It looks like a fun movie.

[Thorin]

"How do you sleep at night?"  "I don't drink coffee after seven."

That was a decent line.