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Title: Hardest Mario Game Ever
Post by: Darren Dirt on January 02, 2008, 05:05:25 PM
Linked from the comments on http://smbc-comics.com/:

Hardest Mario-esque game ever (http://www.snotr.com/video/774)
Title: Hardest Mario Game Ever
Post by: Darren Dirt on January 02, 2008, 05:45:49 PM
Quote from: Darren Dirt on January 02, 2008, 05:05:25 PM
Linked from the comments on that site:

Hardest Mario-esque game ever (http://www.snotr.com/video/774)


and Good News Everyone! Follow in the footsteps of AVGN (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cs8khszHmyc)! Try the game yourself (http://www.google.com/search?q=Syobon)! +_+ 

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spoiler: speedrun on YT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kET5nx-po7M&watch_response)
Title: Re: Hardest Mario Game Ever
Post by: Lazybones on January 03, 2008, 09:57:55 AM
I think I will stick to Mario Galaxy.

Nothing like feeling up the queen bee http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2768-Zero-Punctuation-Super-Mario-Galaxy .
Title: Re: Hardest Mario Game Ever
Post by: Mr. Analog on January 03, 2008, 10:22:27 AM
Quote from: Lazybones on January 03, 2008, 09:57:55 AM
I think I will stick to Mario Galaxy.

Nothing like feeling up the queen bee http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2768-Zero-Punctuation-Super-Mario-Galaxy .

Those reviews are always brilliant, and in this case, accurate.
Title: Re: Hardest Mario Game Ever
Post by: Darren Dirt on January 03, 2008, 03:19:59 PM
the funnical (cynical but funny) reviewer Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw also makes freeware games (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/content/games/yahtzee/artoftheft), apparently.

PS: I love the British when it comes to monotone sarcasm, especially when they utilize the underappreciated insult "bint (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bint)". And the Monk image was just gravy. Also, "fuggoff" is now my favorite word.


PS: Mr. Croshaw, is my 11 year old son an unemployed psychotic? or a Korean? ;)




Quote from: Mr. Analog on January 03, 2008, 10:22:27 AM
Those reviews are always brilliant, and in this case, accurate.

So I take it that you also viewed the Bioshock review? ;D
(http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/1888/bioshockzeropunctuationsy4.png)

Title: Re: Hardest Mario Game Ever
Post by: Lazybones on January 03, 2008, 03:30:54 PM
I like his Orange Box review.
Title: Re: Hardest Mario Game Ever
Post by: Darren Dirt on January 03, 2008, 03:33:57 PM
I really like the fantastic creative label he uses in place of simply "email your thoughts: "

"leap ignorantly to the defense of wealthy game companies who don't know or care about you: "

Nice.


And the Mass Effect review is even more harsh than Bioshock. "SKIP IT SKIP IT SKIP IT SKIP IT SKIP IT SKIP IT SKIP IT" I presume Yahtzee doesn't like Kevin Smith movies either ;)



Quote from: Lazybones on January 03, 2008, 03:30:54 PM
I like his Orange Box review.

WOW! Nice cutting down of TF2 (surprisingly) but even more surprising, his praise of Portal:

"I can't think of any criticism for it. I'm serious. This is the most fun you'll have with your PC, until they invent a force-feedback codpiece!"