Order of the Stick at it's finest:
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0322.html (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0322.html)
edit: giantitp changed their links :(
Oh man, that was good!
Mmm, elves! Hard on the outside but chewy and rich on the inside!
I'm almost surprised there was no platypus joke.
What the hell would you cross a platypus with to make it weirder?
Quote from: Thorin on June 12, 2006, 10:36:09 PM
What the hell would you cross a platypus with to make it weirder?
Rust monster?
Quote from: Thorin on June 12, 2006, 10:36:09 PM
What the hell would you cross a platypus with to make it weirder?
Possible Platypus combos:
Platywagon (a platypus and a wagon merged into one)
Platypine (platypus + porcupine)
Platyrocket (platypus + rocket)
Platybeet (platypus + beet)
Platymalden (platypus + Karl Malden (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Malden))
Quote from: Tonnica on June 13, 2006, 01:00:22 PMPlatybeet (platypus + beet)
That gets the dual award for most unusual and most useless :)
Platybeet (platypus + beet) +50 Red Dye +100 Hilariousness
It will turn your hands red and look funny while doing it. :D