Warning: satire (presumably) ; funny thing is, as a comment at the bottom says, some are linking to this as-is! (i.e. taking it seriously)...
http://www.talkingcock.com/html/article.php?sid=225
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^ The above was linked from this (http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/10/28/1728238) (quickly reduced to childishness) /. discussion.