Turns out there could be a connection between cat owners and schizophrenia, a mind control parasite (http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20060211/sc_space/mindcontrolbyparasites).
I knew it!
Heh, that led me to this article, where they explain how your brain works like the Internet (http://www.livescience.com/humanbiology/050104_brain_internet.html). 15+ years ago sci-fi writers were busy penning stories about giant interconnected networks that they described as working like a human brain. Interesting how the description has reversed itself so quickly.
If the internet is like the human brain, is it a man's or a womans? Seems to be lots of porn and shoping on the internet.
As for the parasite.... " All hail our felion overloads."