A cellphone with dozens of uses: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2793687001194157382&pl=true (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2793687001194157382&pl=true). Yes, this is a Dutch video. In Dutch. I have to warn you about one bit - the guy is taking his temperature with the antenna, not doing whatever it is you think he's doing.
I want a phone with a self-destruct system!
Damn and I thought my phone did lots of stuff.