Ahh White Ninja, you crazy bastard...
http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/eatnews.shtml
How come the front page of the newspaper being crumpled up in the first panel has one of these (http://forums.righteouswrath.com/index.php/topic,3463.0.html) on it... Actually, even Mr. Ninja himself kinda looks like one. What's all this then, some kinda phallic conspiracy? :o