http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0469965/board/nest/25285163
Subject: "Better Tag Lines For This Diaper Taco Of A Movie"
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by - swayzesDoucheBag (Mon Aug 29 2005 11:41:16 )
Boy is this gonna be a pile of crap. Anybody got some better tag lines than these?
Road House 2: No, seriously
Road House 2: 100% swayze free
Road House 2: this time you'll tear out your own throat
Road House 2: CGI makes the bar fights even less realistic
Road House 2: Available on DVD within 6 weeks or your money back
Road House 2: Boat House
...
Suprisingly, a HUGE number of responses followed, some quite funny, surprisingly (mocking Patrick Swayze isn't exactly taxing to the brain)...
Some choice offerings:
Road House 2: Armed and Fabulous
Road House 2: The Mullet's Revenge
Road House 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold
Road House 2: Back to the Nursing Home
Road House 2: This Time Don't Laugh
Road House 2: Why?
Road House 2: So What? We Had a Few Million Lying Around
Road House 2: Why Not?
Road House 2: Why not? They made a Weekend at Bernie's II!!!
Road House 2: Back to Med School
Road House 2: Oh god no!!!
Road House 2: Another *beep* sequel without the original cast!
Road House 2: What's the *beep* point?
Road House 2: Guarenteed to ruin first film!
Road House 2: NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A CORNER
Road House 2: LOUSY AGENT
Road House 2: Ouch!
Road House 2: Angry Mullets
Road House 2: More Used Tires
Road House 2: or How I Learned to Stop Fighting and Love the Drunk Hick
Road House 2: Acoustic Bugaloo
Road House 2: Lazy Swayze
Road House 2: Cause They Made 5 Rocky Movies
Road House 2: Cause Trucker Hats Are Cool Again
Road House 2: The Unemployment Line
Road House 2: Dalton On Ice
Road House 2: Da Search For More Money
Road House 2: Yep, We Like Sequels Here At Sony
Road House 2: Straight to DVD
Road House 2: Green Lit For No Good Reason
Road House 2: This Time There's A Plot
Road House 2: Get Drunk Before Viewing Cause They Were Drunk While Making It
Road House 2: At Least It Wasnt Made By Uwe Boll
Road House 2: This Time It's Pointless
Road House 2: This One Has 2 Monster Trucks
Road House 2: Now With Character Motivation
Road House 2...Teeth left
Road House 2: My hair still looks fabulous!
Road House 2: Twice the mullets and monster trucks
Road House 2: This time it's Geritol
Road House 2: Cause We Had Nothing Better To Do
Road House 2: Oh Like you didn't Know That This Got Greenlighted Shortly After Blues Brothers 2000?!?!
Road House 2: 2 Drink Minimum
Road House 2: We're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat
Road House 2: THE MUSICAL!!!
Road House 2: Still Waiting for Ghost 2
Road House 2: Robots In Disguise!
Road House 2: Booze Control
Road House 2: The Search For Shlock
Road House 2: The Guy Who Tagged Me
Road House 2: Full Bottle
Road House 2: Back In Stitches
Road House 2: Revenge Of The Fifth
Road House 2: Fully Bloated
Road House: That Dog Won't Hunt
Road House 2: its like the first but TWICE!!!
Road House 2: Barber College
Road House 2: Road Whore
Road House 2: Don't Eat The Big White Mints
Road House 2: Enter the Mullet
Road House 2: The Rise of the Mullets
Road House 2: Even Jeff Healy is glad he wont be seeing this one!
Road House 2: Because there was a Under Seige 2
Road House 2: Just to see how low we can sink
Road House 2: Our Razzie Award Entry
Road House 2: Pain Don't Hurt, but watching this will
Road House 2: Hunting Season
Road House 2: Snakes On A Plane
Road House 2: Welcome to the Suck
Road House 2: Insert Joke Here
Road House 2: Insert lame joke here
Road House 2: Just when you couldn't decide if Road House or Cocktail was the worst movie ever made, we made it easy for you.
...And last but not least -- winning the award for "trying the hardest to be funny by typing a pointlessly verbose run-on sentence"...
Road House 2: United Artists Didn't Quite Hit Rock Bottom From The Original So We Decided To Swoop In And Make A Sequel To A Film That Did Next To No Business At The Box Office Has A Cult Following With Adolescents Who Can't Even Pay To See This Film Because They Are Just That....Adolescents And We Can't Really Afford Patrick Swayze Or Kelly Lynch Or For That Case Kathleen Wilhoite And Thank God Ben Gazzara And Marshall Teague And John Doe And Sam Elliott Got Killed In The First One Because We'd Be Bankrupt If We Tried To Make A Film...Oh I'm Sorry Did I Say Film Because I Really Meant Flick With Those Guys In It Since We're Only Hoping To Make Enough Money Back To Cover The Cost Of Location And Really Have No Faith In This Flick Whatsoever...It'll Probably End Up On Skin-emax Or The Playboy Channel If We Can Get Jonathan/Mr.Schaech/Mr.Applegate To Do Some Full Frontal Nudity And Get Him To Spread Peanut Butter All Over His Body And Have A 15 Hooker Gang Bang And Well This Is A Sequel So Maybe We'll Have A Really Good Look A Like Do Patrick's Role So People Will Think He's Dalton But It Won't Be But People Will Think It's Him So And This One Time At Band Camp
Ouch, again... It is the internet that is hurting sales not at quality of the movies.... Right...
But sequels & remakes are what you wanna see according to mindless statistic analysis!
Ugh, it's amazing they do business at all.