http://www.resursadefun.ro/gi37_Verizon.htm
This cracked me up.
When I left Upside, mine was not much better then that. What do they really expect, you obviously are leaving for some reason.
The "author" of that hilarious form (that reminds me of the "McDonald's application form" a while ago) an be found at www.TommyV2.com -- and he (http://www.tommyv2.com/06april19.htm) is pretty funny (http://www.tommyv2.com/06december28.htm) (in a style similar to A Certain Pirate whose name rhymes with bullocks... sorta.)
Plus props to him for saying what most of us only think, about those damn "thermal paper" receipts! (http://www.tommyv2.com/06december07.htm)