Butane Jet? CHECK
LEDs? CHECK
Gaudy "golden" picture of Chairman Mao? CHECK
Super-loud annoying version of the Chinese National anthem? CHECK
Most awesomest lighter ever? CHECK! (http://www.storn.com/Stuff/BestLighterInTheWorld/home.html)
The only improvement was if it had a clock AND a Communist Hello Kitty on the sides...
CRAZY!
I mean the guy behind the site. Check out his other "projects" and collectibles and whatnot...
"Corn is the wave of the future, so I'm planting some in my office..." (http://www.storn.com/Stuff/OfficeCorn/home.html)
"Kathy Griffin loves me" (http://www.storn.com/Stuff/Kathy/home.html)
etc. (http://www.storn.com/Stuff/home.html)
that is just wrong:
re corn:
QuoteI guess male gametes are harvested the same way the world over. I hold a xerox paper under the tassle and apply a gentle stroking action...