The official website has links to his numerous books, of course.
But it also has "Deep Thought Of The Day"
http://www.deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/today.asp
(with the whole previous week (http://www.deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/weekly.html) also available)
^_^
?JH: real guy? (http://www.deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/answer.html)
and bonus: "Fuzzy Memories" (http://www.deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/fuzzymem.html)
Man, I really enjoyed these bits on SNL...back in the day...
Quote from: Mr. Analog on April 19, 2007, 10:49:09 AM
Man, I really enjoyed these bits on SNL...back in the day...
Amen, brutha! The Golden Age, indeed...
go nuts (http://www.google.com/search?q=Handey+site%3Asnltranscripts.jt.org). ;D
Fuzzy Memories (by Jack Handey) -- extra funny when I imagine the kid, whose childhood issues are depicted, being 30-40 years old and in therapy...
http://www.deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/fuzzymemSNL.html
Quote from: Darren Dirt on December 27, 2010, 08:14:51 PM
http://www.deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/fuzzymemSNL.html
Gah, Quicktime! Like poison it is!
Sartre also shared some Deep Thoughts herein (apparently impacted Joss Whedon)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nausea_(novel)
and if looking for Sad Thoughts, look no further than this: http://averagecats.com/3101 <-- keep clicking "Random" and imagine Mitch Hedberg (or Demetri Martin, if you know not of Mitch -- for shame!) reading the words out loud. Trust me.