Remember when you were a kid and you drew chairs and they never quite looked right? Well, you should have saved those designs 'cause... well.. you could um... like, sell your chairs later...
Weird chairs! (http://www.wheredidyoubuythat.com/products.asp?Type=Search+Results&Search=mommys+chair)
Looks like you could poke or snag your self on some of those.
I'd be extra cruel and put them in a forced perspective room, at which point most people would be looking for Beetlejuice or any other of Tim Burton's creations...