http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnsfw.com/
...from the twisted mind of Mabe (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Mabe)
That is hilarious!
LOL!
Click http://www.jimflorentine.com/
Click "Audio Clips".
Enjoy.
(found via http://www.codestore.net/store.nsf/unid/BLOG-20050527 -- one of the comments, among many other useful "how to handle these poor S.O.B.s when they call you and you really want to punish them" suggestions, linked to [now dead?] file http://www.jimflorentine.com/mp3s/contradiction.mp3 )
wow, TT#2 "Bitch" was surprisingly harsh... while "the Fight" had the telemarketer get hostile and threatening (!) -- vey quickly (amazing what a belch can do)
Heh, Telemarketer Counter-Script (http://www.xs4all.nl/~egbg/counterscript.html), to help you be on an equal footing with a telemarketer.