((ugh warning, this is like full-motion Brian Peppers (http://ask.metafilter.com/65810/I-dont-know-whether-to-laugh-or-cry) stuff))
"Lady popping her eye out"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX_5zIXxKEU
also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yizgzMtBTo (this guy has a sense of humour...)