Okay, so I hit Google News to see the latest happenings. Turns out that monster of a man only got eight years for sexually and physically abusing a four-year-old girl.
So that story was on edmontonsun.com.
Hey, look, there's a link to the Sunshine Girl <click>.
Hey, what does it say on her shirt?
PimpMyLift.ca (http://pimpmylift.ca)?
Sexiest forklift customization website ever!
Wait... whut?
And there really are people out there who use MasterLift's products to pimp their forklifts. I found the following image in their photo gallery.
(http://pimpmylift.ca/gallery/2007/0913//eg_2d9c39fb965845082e7bb3c180f679db.jpg)
Also (more hilarious once you realize what it was carrying!):
(http://pimpmylift.ca/gallery/2007/0918//eg_c9c1760fb42edfe279dbff884ec14434.jpg)