Best. List. Ever.
http://www.cracked.com/article_15670_p1.html
"Projectile excrement is a popular prank in Japan, and the workplace injuries that result are a major drain on the economy."
Cracked always has the best deadpan delivery.
Tops: "We're told this is some sort of child's sled..."
Close runner-up: Clown avec syringe. O_O
Just skimmed most of them, sorry I didn't have time to read them all, because my tummy feels strange (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFVoLz88hiU) >_<
"Come to Japan! Although crime is rare here, when it happens, it is absolutely hilarious!"
...I think now is as good a time as any for a related WTFROFL flashback (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmbsSw81Uww)... (this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W1VY4b9IQQ) at least gives a contextual explanation, sorta)
Good stuff