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Hehehe!
Also, a Ninja's Handbook would be awesome... (especially if there was a Pirate's handbook as well)
Ah, good ol' TSR. The Complete Ninja's Handbook (http://rpg.drivethrustuff.com/product_info.php?products_id=16904&it=1). They didn't make a Pirate's Handbook, although Wizards of the Coast did make Stormwrack (http://rpg.drivethrustuff.com/product_info.php?products_id=28313&it=1) for 3.5. If you're willing to go third-party, there's Unorthodox Pirates (http://www.rpgnow.com/product_info.php?products_id=7436&src=XXX)...
I'm glad I never relied on dice for the outcome of actual sexual encounters :P
I was gonna say something about rolling dice imply probability and not certainty but I'll just shut up now... :D ;)