"Do I go to heaven?"
"Let's find out!"
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lol
:D
ROFL
2d6, huh? Well it's a fair cop with 2d6 against the Wandering Afterlife Table.
If it was a d20 I'd have to wonder what happens if you hit a natural 20. Re-roll for Bonus Heaven? Does double natural 20s get you reincarnated as something awesome? (t-rex, robot, hockey god, chaos butterfly, supermodel's underwear, Christopher Walken, etc.)
Natural 12 on 2d6 is harder to hit than natural 20 on 1d20... And I really like the "something awesome"s you listed :D