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Title: New way to clear your steps of ice and snow
Post by: Lazybones on January 30, 2008, 12:17:21 AM
http://devilduck.tumblr.com/post/23915312

I could so use one of these.
Title: Re: New way to clear your steps of ice and snow
Post by: Darren Dirt on January 30, 2008, 01:00:31 AM
flame + snow = water/ice might be a reason you don't find those hot babies at your local Crappy Tire...

but gotta love this golden ad copy:
"Clear stairs (except wood)"
Title: Re: New way to clear your steps of ice and snow
Post by: Tom on January 30, 2008, 01:14:36 AM
Quote from: Darren Dirt on January 30, 2008, 01:00:31 AM
flame + snow = water/ice might be a reason you don't find those hot babies at your local Crappy Tire...

but gotta love this golden ad copy:
"Clear stairs (except wood)"

What about those recycled plastic decks and steps? Or painted metal.
Title: Re: New way to clear your steps of ice and snow
Post by: Tonnica on January 30, 2008, 09:39:25 AM
Show them you love them with a gift of a Heavy Duty Kerosene burner! Clears steps! Melts things! Detetcts Spies! Just be sure to have the chemical extinguisher, the fire axe, and the first aid kit at the ready for the inevitable disaster.

Ha ha, oh 1972.
Title: Re: New way to clear your steps of ice and snow
Post by: Mr. Analog on January 30, 2008, 10:14:55 AM
This product is HOT!

Beats the ol' "goon spoon".
Title: Re: New way to clear your steps of ice and snow
Post by: Mags on January 30, 2008, 11:17:08 AM
?So easy even your wife can use it.?

We need truth in advertising back like this. :P
Title: Re: New way to clear your steps of ice and snow
Post by: Mr. Analog on January 30, 2008, 11:29:53 AM
Quote from: Mags on January 30, 2008, 11:17:08 AM
?So easy even your wife can use it.?

We need truth in advertising back like this. :P

LOL