Ahh classic!
The guy gets into a bunch of clubs and premium events, but the bus? No way!
http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=28370
wow, what ballsy, ironically-dressed "Day-Jays".
...but not quite as ballsy as turning your poor dog pretty much into a slave (http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=28487) -- lazy beyatch.
Slave dogs!