No, you're not just getting bigger they're getting smaller watch and see the truth!
http://www.noob.us/entertainment/conan-obrien-cadbury-eggs-getting-smaller/
Novak has a such great comic mind -- one of the reasons why the US "The Office" is better than many expected, he wrote many of the best episodes and is behind much of the character development that makes it so watchable.
related (sorta) -- rather unique way Conan staff writer deals with tech support* issue:
http://www.noob.us/humor/conan-obrien-nbc-tech-support-in-india/
...seems like something Grandpa Letterman woulda done Back In The Day...
*Dell's financial woes might be cuz they hadn't been keeping up the structural support (http://www.noob.us/miscellaneous/the-leaning-tower-of-surat/) of their call centres, apparently ;)