http://www.damnihateitwhen.com/ran.php
It's kinda like all those observations that make us frustrated, that many comedians make a living out of relating to a drunk audience...
Similar to, but better than, http://www.fmylife.com/
And after perusing either of the above for a few minutes, anyone else feeling like singing this song (http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/theoryofadeadman/hatemylife.html)? ;)