While I can't believe a judge fell for this as a real person, it is interesting to try and piss it off... which you can do to the point of Harassment charges :P
Funniest response for me so far is:
QuoteMelbosa - Wild Ponies
[ Af:-6 At:-29 Sp:-1] There's nothing wrong with a good sexual titillation.
Play with it yourself: http://ai.bluemars.com/chat/ (http://ai.bluemars.com/chat/)
The judge must have been drunk or an idiot.
QuoteHi Bob !
[ Af:0 At:7 Sp:0] Welcome, bob. Type "help" if you need it.
Bob - Have you heard about the new Xbox Kinect?
[ Af:0 At:8 Sp:0] Would you say you have street cred?
Bob - No, don't change the topic
[ Af:0 At:9 Sp:0] Why not? The old one was going downhill anyway.
Bob - I just started
[ Af:0 At:9 Sp:0] Thanks for telling me that.
Bob - What would you like to talk about?
[ Af:0 At:9 Sp:0] Chocolate, chocolate fondue, chocolate ice cream, chocolate cookies... You probably see a pattern in this.
Bob - No thanks, did you hear about the nintento wii?
[ Af:0 At:9 Sp:0] I did.
Bob - have you played it?
[ Af:0 At:9 Sp:0] What it are you referring to?
Bob - The Nintento Wii
[ Af:0 At:9 Sp:0] My favorite virtual universe is Blue Mars.