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On the subject of "kids -- love 'em or drown 'em" you (and parents) gotta check out pretty much everything that Louis CK has done in the last 10 years -- Youtube ftw, TONS of clips. He loves his kids of course, but the way he talks about them, insults them, exaggerates his interactions with them, it's like he is the "turned up to 11" translation voice of what every parent has ever thought (but never said aloud).
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Louis+CK+kids
also PS: irony, your post followed by your sig: "<Zapata Prime> I smell Stanley..."