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General => Lobby => Topic started by: Melbosa on February 03, 2012, 08:34:57 AM

Title: The New Ford
Post by: Melbosa on February 03, 2012, 08:34:57 AM
The New 2012 Ford

Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.

Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.

New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.

This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year.
Title: Re: The New Ford
Post by: Thorin on February 03, 2012, 08:49:57 AM
LOL
Title: Re: The New Ford
Post by: Mr. Analog on February 03, 2012, 09:01:10 AM
GROAN
Title: Re: The New Ford
Post by: Darren Dirt on February 03, 2012, 09:37:58 AM
What are you talking about Dude?
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Title: Re: The New Ford
Post by: Mr. Analog on February 03, 2012, 09:48:33 AM
YOU JUST DON'T WALK INTO A CONVERSATION DONNIE!
Title: Re: The New Ford
Post by: Bixby on February 04, 2012, 03:54:18 PM
http://youtu.be/o7EQdWlG6Dc
Title: Re: The New Ford
Post by: Melbosa on February 05, 2012, 12:59:57 PM
Nice lol