STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? * It will simply become wet
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? * No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ? * Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? * No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
Oddly enough, Napoleon died due to lead poisoning from the wallpaper in the house he was being kept under arrest in.
None of those answers were incorrect. Yet they clearly weren't the answers that were expected.
Language, it's a wonderful thing.
Quote from: Thorin on March 21, 2012, 11:34:20 AMLanguage, it's a wonderful thing.
That it is... Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo)
James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_while_John_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_a_better_effect_on_the_teacher)
GAAHH
ROFL
I they wonder why people struggle with grammar...
Quote from: Thorin on March 21, 2012, 11:34:20 AM
None of those answers were incorrect. Yet they clearly weren't the answers that were expected.
Language, it's a wonderful thing.
EXACTLY! It's like the best, most challenging, most enduring comedy ... take the audience on a ride, then leave them at a very unexpected destination. George Carlin and Bill Hicks were pretty damn good at destroying the audience's perceptions and leaving them in a new land of ideas and perspectives...
I quite like philosophical humor as it does take a look at the world in a different way (underscoring the absurdity that has become mundane somehow).
how about accidental humor aka Kids Say/Write The Darnedest Things
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/20/first-graders-hilarious-reason-for-being-absent_n_1367167.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/15/flint-child-letter-to-weatherman-meteorologist-albert-ramon-unicorn-bacon-drawing_n_1348620.html
(http://i.imgur.com/sHPov.jpg)
( ^ this epic photo led me, in the footsteps of Thorin (http://forums.righteouswrath.com/index.php/topic,8516.0.html), somehow to THIS: http://i.imgur.com/Fbi7N.jpg )
...why did I read that in Hawkings "voice"
Quote from: Mr. Analog on March 21, 2012, 03:27:08 PM
...why did I read that in Hawkings "voice"
robotic-voiced future-dictator, sure no problem! but would be REALLY freaky if you also read this one in his voice...
(http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/211457/slide_211457_732076_large.jpg)
ha...ha...ha. (http://i.imgur.com/Fbi7N.jpg)
The second image you linked in the original post...