rob delaney* @robdelaney (http://twitter.com/robdelaney)
http://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/231401415925432321
@Charmin my daughter was killed by a bear yesterday when she tried to offer it toilet paper you son of a bitch
Charmin @Charmin
"We all go to the bathroom. Those who go with Charmin really enjoy the go!" ( <-- seriously not making that up!) (http://twitter.com/Charmin/)
http://twitter.com/Charmin/status/231413266251907073
@robdelaney Um, Charmin Bears are animated. We do not advise offering real bears toilet paper. Leave the wild animal wrangling to @OldSpice
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*name familiar? it should be (if you're an American and/or are following InDecision 2012 and/or like laughing at political BS) -- http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2012-08-02/mitt-romneys-twitter-nemesis