...or so laments an Amazon reviewer (http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A28IWTHB8Y9PY5/ref=cm_pdp_rev_title_1?ie=UTF8&sort_by=MostRecentReview#R36HMFLXZE567H) of a new product by BIC "the pen people".
"BIC Cristal For Her Ball Pen"
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51CqY3ULKDL.jpg)
(now with "sleek design"!)
some great mocktastic wit in the mix, if you are willing to dig through all 514 "reviews" (http://www.amazon.com/BIC-Cristal-1-0mm-Black-MSLP16-Blk/product-reviews/B004F9QBE6/ref=cm_cr_dp_see_all_btm?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending).
Selected snippets of snark here: http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/08/31/bic-creates-pens-for-her-amazon-reviewers-turn-on-the-snark/
Yah, because that's a product people were clamouring for.