How to outbluff a vicious dog at night!

[Darren Dirt]

 http://monkeysvsrobots.com/gallery/classiccomicads

Man, there just ain't the same level of kid-targeted guile as there used to. used to be. as to there used be. Bah, stupid grammar! (I resisted mentioning "dangling participles" etc. out of respect for Melbosa )

[Lazybones]

 GAIN MORE WEIGHT  O how times have changed.

[Tonnica]

 Great link!
I got a really good laugh out of this one: "With Anzio Beach the excitement comes afterward. Like a delayed action bomb."

Pitch for a model kit + sinister reference in scentence fragment = comedy gold!

[Mr. Analog]

 At last! I can look just like that creepy guy who talks in iambic pentameter at medieval fairs and the comic shop!

[Azura]

GAIN MORE WEIGHT  O how times have changed.

I don't know about change... thought those diet programs now still somehow involves "more water"