Credit Card Signature

[Bryan]

 http://www.zug.com/pranks/credit/

[Shayne]

 Thats humerous

[Darren Dirt]

 No joke, I put the following in my signature. And maybe 1 in 20 transactions do they actually LOOK (to which I say "thank you" and give them a biscuit).

"ASK FOR I.D."

Mainly because my signature is a squiggle, never the same, and changes quickly over time... But my face ain't changing as fast

[Darren Dirt]

 

Thats humerous

Word.

"Oh my God," she said, rolling her eyes disgustedly.

"Apparently you're not a lover of the arts," I said, which made no sense.

As I started shooting pictures of my opus anus, the cashier -- a middle-aged Hispanic man -- finally said something. "You taking pictures?" he asked.

"Yep," I said, as if I had been hired to do so. "Sorry it's taking so long. Just a sec."

"You like this system?" he asked nervously, pointing to the touchscreen.

"It's great," I said. "Very secure."

Also amusing (and horrifying) - now that's a big burger!