It's Rene Descartes Joke Time!

[Darren Dirt]

 Your Friday Banal Stupid Funny: "brought to you by Darren Dirt; because a clean mind doesn't stay clean for long"

This is a topic of much controversy, what was Rene "I drink therefore I am" Descartes' middle name?

Was it, as often claimed, "Push"?
Or was it Pull, Rydin, Tipt, or Stoll?

Any other suggestions?

And don't even get me started on Immanuel Kant (that real pissant, who was very rarely stable).

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[Mr. Analog]

 As a purveyor of particularily putrid puns I score this (0 / 10) but I guess if you don't mind it won't matter (HAH!)

[Darren Dirt]

 

As a purveyor of particularily putrid puns I score this (0 / 10) but I guess if you don't mind it won't matter (HAH!)

Well Mr. Pun Police, I sentence YOU to an insult or three!


Wowbagger considers it appropriate to utter: You thunderingly degenerate buttlord!

Wowbagger whispers deceptively: You volopianly drooling gudgeon!

Wowbagger cries: You nocently midget-assed fartingclapper!

- from http://www.Wowbagger.com/insult.htm

[Mr. Analog]

 Descartes... mind over matter... get it?

[Darren Dirt]

 Whether or not I got it, seemed like a perfect excuse for a little Douglas Adams homagery...