Human Virus Scanner

[Thorin]

I'm not really sure what to tell you about the Human Virus Scanner, except that it did a decent job finding the viruses that had infected me!

[Tonnica]

Haven't seen this one in a while! It'd be neat if they updated it. I know there's a few more memes out there that have appeared over time. I like some of these in particular:



British

No need for cure. Benign virus.



Discordia

Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.



Japan

Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.



Southampton

Move to the Isle of Wight.

[Darren Dirt]

ROFL:



Prog Rock Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.



Gaming Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.



Hippyism Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.



Environmentalism Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.



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Remember kids, just because you *recognize* the symbol doesn't mean you embrace what it symbolizes

[Mr. Analog]

Uh oh!

Junkfood

   Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.



Sci-fi

   Stop wearing the stick-on ears.



Religion

   Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)



Japan

   Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.



Windows

   Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.

   As an extra feature the boxes look nice.



Free BSD

   The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.



Politics

   Stop caring!



Brand Names

   Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.



Computer Games

   Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.



Conspiracy Theory

   Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.



Ultima

   If you find one tell us.



Environmentalism

   Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.



Macintosh

   Use a mouse with more than one button.

I may also suffer from... and THIS IS SAD

Pokemon (60%)

   Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!



Linux (95%)

   Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.



USA (70%)

   Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]



Gaming (70%)

   Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.



BBCB (70%)

   CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."



8-Bit (90%)

   Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.



British (85%)

   No need for cure. Benign virus.



Discordia (60%)

   Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.



X11 (60%)

   I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.



Hippyism (80%)

   Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.



Prog Rock (60%)

   Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

I'm going back to my Zippy comcis now... dang cross meme statistics...



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