More Awesomer?

[Mr. Analog]

Time for a Mr. Analog FUN POLL to make you laugh and/or spit milk out yer nose!

Hey, I think I can make a story about the options!

The Ninja, who was folding Clean undie-pants noticed that the Pirate who was supposed to be doing a Clean OS install was looking at PORN!!!

Umm, then they fought on a rooftop and then they joined forces and attacked all the wizards and elfs and umm, took over Middle Earth and renamed it Ninja-Pirate land. THE END.

[Tom]

Arr, Pirates are teh awesomer.

[Mr. Analog]

See if there's a horde of pirates one ninja can take them all out with magick bombs and super accurate poisonous throwing stars (unless there's a samurai pirate on there, then he's in for a dramatic swordy showdown, possibly on the main sail leading to a tie unless the ninja is evil then he has to die in a flaming shipwreck).

[Tom]

these pirates are from the Caribbean. Sure you can kick their head off, but they just put it back on!

[Mr. Analog]

these pirates are from the Caribbean. Sure you can kick their head off, but they just put it back on!

LOL

[Darren Dirt]

Angst Technology used to have a lot of running jokes about how Ninjas could install your OS without you even knowing they were there...