So sad...But funny

[CowGirl]

The crocidile hunters been gone only 48 hours and already there are jokes out there floating around...

CRIKEY!

Steve arrives at the pearly gates and sees St Peter.

"Crikey," he says, "Look at the wings on you! Massive!"

St Peter proceeds to ask him his name, address, date of birth and all
that jazz.

He punches the data in the heaven computer and suddenly an alarm sounds.

"Oh dear, Mr Irwin," St Peter says, "It seems we have a problem. Your
booking is downstairs not up here."

"Crikey!" Steve says again. "Can I ask what for."

St Peter shows Steve the read out on the computer screen.

"No, no, no, no, mate. There's been a mistake," Steve says.

"Oh and what's that?" St Peter asks.

"I've mucked around, played with and kissed lots of CROCKS, CROCKS,
C-R-O-C-K-S... it should have an R in it."

[Melbosa]

hehe

[Mr. Analog]

ROFL good one. My question is; what will "Animal Planet" put on TV now? David Attinborough?

[Darren Dirt]

Maybe they'll just have talking heads giving up-to-the-minute commentary on the Wikipedia "Steve Irwin:Talk" page vandal wars (;o)... quite amusing, sad, very lively ... c'mon people go do something productive!

OMG, it's like the ghost of Stephen Colbert infilitrating all of Wikipedia...

[Lazybones]

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Classic

[Darren Dirt]

Yeah, I ROFLMAOed in response to that... I love how the Register sinks to low levels of childishness sometimes.