Flashlight Brown - Ready to Roll

[Lazybones]

Flashlight Brown - Ready to Roll Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIf_T6fdQlI&eurl=


For all you roll players out there.


Wiki on the band

[Mr. Analog]

Ha! That was great. I like the bit about alignment in there...

[Lazybones]

Flashlight Brown Ready To Roll lyrics

I got a 20 sider on call
dressed up and ready to roll
Get up and choose alignment
dressed up and ready to roll
Midnight, torchlight down in the haunted cave.
Get some platinum the D.M. will turn the page.
Check out my thief he's got the black shield
dressed up and ready to roll
Fan out to scope that fortress
dressed up and ready to roll
Lawful, evil a moral catastrophe
Half-orc, full-dork; the myth and reality
We may not know any girls
But we got graph paper guiding our way
We got confusion, delusion
And all of Friday night to kill.
Pick up the phone the pizza's still late dressed up and ready to roll
We'll try to hide from Cyclops dressed up and ready to roll
That was by far the best time that we ever had.
That was by far the best time that we ever had.
Get to the tavern have a few beers
dressed up and ready to roll
Pick up and Elvin bar whore
dressed up and ready to roll

[Darren Dirt]

tee hee

Flashlight Brown is tired of the bar scene and would like to try something new. They can be shy and quiet at first, but once they know a person, they can be really outgoing and motivated. The band is well rounded, willing and able to dive into new experiences with little need for preparation. Flashlight likes to make people laugh and is also a great listener.

Flashlight likes to paint, listen to music, read, walk on the beach, watch movies, play with their cat and eat ethnic food. They?re currently trying to learn how to cook, but cooking for one is no fun and that's why they?re looking for that special someone to share late, romantic meals with.

Flashlight is looking for someone who is open, intelligent, genuine, affectionate and spontaneous and who is not afraid to hold hands in public.

Although the band is a little tender from past relationships they?re also not afraid to dive headfirst into something with a close, yet independent life partner.

Flashlight Brown will soon be releasing the greatest rock record of all time, so get in good now before they realize you?re too stupid and ugly to hang out with.

Creative.

PS: I wonder if "a little tender from past relationships" was truthful, their way of referencing difficulties with Hollwood Records, etc. :-\