Chuck Norris in Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos

Lazybones · December 13, 2005, 12:15:26 AM

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1642842/

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris

Zapata Prime · December 13, 2005, 07:54:11 PM

Do I get bonus points for actually remembering that cartoon???

I think we should fire that up next dinner at your place!! What do ya say to that??? hehe

Tonnica · December 13, 2005, 08:00:28 PM

MAN oh MAN.

Now I know what the Sgt. Kabukiman animation was parodizing! This cartoon has the whole spectrum of bad sidekicks:

Chuck Norris

* big fat guy (who may or may not be relegated to one-trick-pony attacks and driving the big transport vehicle)

* CHUCK NORRIS!!!

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Lazybones · December 13, 2005, 08:17:03 PM

You forgot mastermide with claw/robot arm.

Mr. Analog · December 14, 2005, 08:39:05 PM

He better fight a soccer playing drug-lord-industrialist called SOKKOR!

Mr. Analog · December 29, 2005, 10:16:30 AM

Get the facts on Chuck Norris!

Darren Dirt · January 23, 2006, 01:37:17 AM

Quote from: "Mr. Analog"Get the facts on Chuck Norris!

D'oh! Just found the Site on my own (hadn't seen your posting, but tried to keep it "on topic" so thus I'm here.)

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Mr. Analog · February 01, 2006, 09:28:46 AM

I ordered me some custom Chuck Norris shirts...

Darren Dirt · May 10, 2006, 12:05:25 PM

Make sure that them shirts have some of them infamous "Chuck Norris Facts"

( 10 of them read by Da Man Himself! )

Darren Dirt · July 26, 2006, 03:47:00 PM

Chuck Norris is so busy saving the world that he doesn't time to appear in music videos, but he has unparalleled clout to convince Jack Black, Chris Parnell, John C. reilly, and Kathryn Morris to step up to the plate and attempt to do him justice:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FIwKzMmF2g&search=Chuck%20Norris%20Music%20Video

...oh wait...

Darren Dirt · August 25, 2006, 04:37:02 PM

"Chuck Norris is badass. Eveyone who reads this must post a Chuck Norris joke."

Mr. Analog · August 25, 2006, 05:11:32 PM

Quote from: Mr. Analog on December 14, 2005, 08:39:05 PM
He better fight a soccer playing drug-lord-industrialist called SOKKOR!

YOU WILL RUE... THE DAY NORRIS!

QuoteChuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Darren Dirt · August 25, 2006, 06:01:26 PM

Some more CN funnies:
http://www.essembly.com/resolves/view?rid=1690

Darren Dirt · April 05, 2007, 10:46:43 AM

"Fox News has now hit a new journalistic low..."

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But why Chuck Norris? Why not Steven Seagal or Jean-Claude Van Damn? Maybe they had previous engagements teaching a seminar on the nuances of quantum theory, or serving as an intermediator in the Middle East conflict between the warring Hamas and Fatah fanctions in Palestine.

Ok, so maybe I'm being sarcastic, but if Fox News refuses to take journalism seriously, then I refuse take this blog article very seriously as well. I can't say I would stop taking Fox News seriously because that already happened long ago.

Despite the reasons for the choice, the end result was both extremely absurd and comical at the same time. Chuck Norris was clearly out of his element, although I'm not quite sure what his element would be. Everything from the slight lisp in his voice, to his nervous stuttering while trying to ask questions and explain current events, of which he has no idea, spoke volumns on the respect that Fox News has for journalism. There was even one segment of the show towards the end where Norris stares at the camera like a deer caught in headlights, not realizing that he was even suppose to talk.

Well considering the "normal" host is well-known for regularly beating up on his guests... Hmm... Makes a kind of twisted sense :p