Having a bad day when..

[Mags]

you wake up being autopsied on.

http://africa.reuters.com/odd/news/usnN1499758.html

Scary thing is, one of these stories seems to surface every few years.

[Thorin]

You'd think they'd have checked his pulse and breathing?  There's no way he could stay alive long enough to get carted to a morgue without a pulse and air going into his lungs.

[Mr. Analog]

Talk about mixed emotions eh!

"AUUUUUUGH THE PAIN! Oh... I'm alive!"

[Darren Dirt]

*cough*Heroes*cough*

[Tonnica]

Wow, that's a scary situation. I bet he's thanking his lucky stars for pain receptors! I have to wonder what the reason he was presumed dead and brought to the mourge was. Mistake? Missed procedures? Extremely faint heartbeat/no response?

[Darren Dirt]

Maybe he was the pizza delivery guy and the morgue folks were sick of getting their order messed up?

[Thorin]

ROFL

Good cross-thread post