PimpMyLift.ca

[Thorin]

Okay, so I hit Google News to see the latest happenings.  Turns out that monster of a man only got eight years for sexually and physically abusing a four-year-old girl.

So that story was on edmontonsun.com.

Hey, look, there's a link to the Sunshine Girl <click>.

Hey, what does it say on her shirt?

PimpMyLift.ca?

[Mr. Analog]

Sexiest forklift customization website ever!

Wait... whut?

[Thorin]

And there really are people out there who use MasterLift's products to pimp their forklifts.  I found the following image in their photo gallery.



Also (more hilarious once you realize what it was carrying!):