Fart in the Duck NSFW English subtitles of a Dutch kiddie song

Started by Mr. Analog, September 09, 2007, 05:46:23 PM

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Mr. Analog

September 09, 2007, 05:46:23 PM
Here is a hilariously vulgar phonetic translation of "There's a breach in me roof":

b3ta'd version (NSFW):
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Fart_in_the_duck

And a clean version... for Thorin... and anyone else who just wants to boggle at the madness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeH57Wy_9eA

Either or is @%&#in' warped if you ask me...
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Lazybones

#1
September 09, 2007, 05:58:28 PM
LOL

Thorin

#2
September 09, 2007, 09:57:46 PM
ROFL

To begin with, Dutch people have an unhealthy obsession with "Kabouters" (gnomes/little people).  For instance, google for "Pinkeltje".  You'll find that he was translated into English as Fingerling, although I'll always remember him as Pinkeltje.
On top of that, yes, they sound funny when singing about a hole in the roof.  But hey, try watching Lazytown in Icelandic...
Prayin' for a 20!

gcc thorin.c -pedantic -o Thorin
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Mr. Analog

#3
September 09, 2007, 10:43:42 PM
Gah!

my brain!
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Thorin

#4
September 10, 2007, 09:29:05 AM
ROFL
Prayin' for a 20!

gcc thorin.c -pedantic -o Thorin
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Thorin

#5
September 10, 2007, 03:00:03 PM
Just to show that the Dutch aren't all bad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQOKcADpUTw&feature=dir

Esmee Denters talks about being an Alpha Kitty.  And yes, she's Dutch.  And yes, she speaks a little Dutch in this video.  Barely an accent, though.
Prayin' for a 20!

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Darren Dirt

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September 10, 2007, 03:05:06 PM Last Edit: September 10, 2007, 03:21:15 PM by Darren Dirt
Quote from: Thorin on September 10, 2007, 03:00:03 PM
Esmee Denters talks about being an Alpha Kitty.  And yes, she's Dutch.  And yes, she speaks a little Dutch in this video.  Barely an accent, though.

Never heard of her, until now.

But impressive:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeMO6wW1ioE

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esmee_Denters

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQOKcADpUTw "About This Video
Just one year ago, 18 year old Esmee Denters de...
Just one year ago, 18 year old Esmee Denters decided to sing her favorite songs into her sisters Webcam to on YouTube for fun. Today she is opening for Justin Timberlake and putting the finishing touches on her first record. Esmee knows YOU can make your dreams come true too..." :o

Talk about "goal setting/realizing" (!)

51 THOUSAND comments, 9 *MILLION* views !? Coly How, inspirational I guess...
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Darren Dirt

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September 10, 2007, 03:15:05 PM
Quote from: Mr. Analog on September 09, 2007, 05:46:23 PM
Here is a hilariously vulgar phonetic translation of "There's a breach in me roof":

b3ta'd version (NSFW):
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Fart_in_the_duck

And a clean version... for Thorin... and anyone else who just wants to boggle at the madness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeH57Wy_9eA

Either or is @%&#in' warped if you ask me...

Still...
"
Translated Lyrics
If anyone's interested, here are the translated lyrics of this innocent song:

This morning I rose early,
I felt drops on my head.
I looked up and saw just then,
what happened up there.
The was a hole, it was very big.
Through the hole fell a nut.
Then a brach fell on me,
And also a very big bird's egg.

Refrain:
There is a hole in my roof,
There is a hole in my roof.
I don't feel at ease,
There is a hole in my roof!
There is a hole in my roof,
There is a hole in my roof.
I don't feel at ease,
'cause of the hole in my roof.

Spoken:
But what has that to do with Klus? (Klus translates into Fix)
I will tell you quickly.

I called my friend Klus over,
He said: That's just the thing for me.
He hammered about ten ours,
Then the hole could not be seen.
Klus said: Look, I did it again,
He jumped up and down of joy.
Suddenly, I heard a noise and -crack-
there was a new hole in my roof.

Refrain
"

...the REAL lyrics are just as brain-numbing as a "Dora" marathon. ;)
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Mr. Analog

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October 12, 2007, 06:36:21 PM
How about some Klabautermann!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUVUMBWhlgo

Dschinghis Khan is the weirdest band ever!
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Tonnica

#9
October 12, 2007, 11:35:27 PM
Quote from: Mr. Analog on October 12, 2007, 06:36:21 PMHow about some Klabautermann!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUVUMBWhlgo

That's the song I was talking about earlier today with Klabauterman. My favourite part of the song is the speaking part:
"Captain!"
"Ahoy!"
"Is your ship an icebreaker?"
"What?!"
"Keep your eyes open!"
"Is it an iceberg?"
"NO!"
"Is it a shark?"
"NO!"
"Is it shoals?"
"NO!"
"Is it the Klabautermann?"
"YEEAAAHHH!"

Plus: pirate duds as a bonus. The only way Klabautermann could be cooler is maybe having "cool" literally in his name (like Finn McCool).
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