"I am your GameMaster"

[Thorin]

In case it's not readable, it says:

It's true.

I'm an evil, twisted, sadistic genius with delusions of grandeur.  I kill without reason or warning.  I set impossible goals, and then raise impenetrable barriers to the advancement of any who dare to challenge my supreme authority.  I change the rules to suit my every whim.  The only thing I can be relied upon to do is ensure that no one has a fair chance.  I am no mere tin-plated dictator; even the Laws of Physics cannot deter me.  My godlike powers are without limit, and I use them freely and capriciously.  Your abject surrender and worshipful adulation will not save you from my wrath...  forever.  It is futile to appeal to my better nature, for I have none.  I will not keep your secrets, I will not try to soften the blows of misfortune, and I will never fail to heap insult upon injury.  Your doom has been sealed:

I am your Game Master.

[Melbosa]

LOL Nice

[Mr. Analog]

Reminds me of my old sig...